this is so fun
I have been laughing hysterically for 20 minutes because of this joke.
Oh my goodness they're ADORABLE
disgusting!!! he values a piece of candy more than he values a dog's life!!! i'd like to see arbuckle allies try to defend this!
QUEER ALLEGORY QUEER ALLEGORY QUEER ALLEGORY QUEER ALLEGORY
the scream i scrumpt... is this not like one of the most popular tropes? 😭💕
BAHAHAHAHAHA--
YES YES YES VALERIE IS FUCKING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GIRLS STAY WINNING!!!!!!
SIR...
Look at these cute dorks!
Last one so I don't get into super spoiler territory, it's just a minor thing about the book itself.-- the binding on the hardcover is green with a purple spine! Like it's got such ghost zone vibes! Love at little attention to detail!!
I AM NOT EVEN DONE AND HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS IS EVERYTHING!!!! This book is THE MOMENT!!!!
I decided to click two random images and decide the text based on that
Oh this is a fun toy
every time I'm forced to concede that, no, Edward Cullen in Twilight does not just do high school over and over again- he and his "siblings" actually do ALL their schooling from high school through PhDs over and over again,because they were all under age 21 when turned and now will never pass for any age after like 30, and Bella just happened to catch them at the beginning of the cycle -it physically pains me
like
I hate admitting that the Ur-example of "vampire stupidly decides to constantly be in high school forever" is not actually that
and yet. it's not.
I hate that I know the canon response to this
I didn’t pull the thing about them doing entire degree cycles out of thin air. That’s in the book. Their multiple college and grad school diplomas are framed on the wall of the house, and Edward talks to Bella when she first visits about how they do it this way so that they can stay in one place as long as possible.
As for their ages, I actually did look this up before writing the post – the oldest of the family when turned was Esme, at 26. Edward was the youngest at 17, Rosalie was 18, Emmett was 20, and Alice and Jasper were both 19. Carlisle was 23, and of course Bella was 18-almost-19
Gods help me
How the fuck is a 23 year old accepted as the dad to a bunch of teens? That's like batman logic but worse
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